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Squirrel Haters United !


Squirrels are evil, satonic creatures,(or underevolved apes as i like to call them..~Mr.Shroom). A selective few are being chosen to fight! We are open for any members. WE WILL KNOW IF YOU ARE A SQUIRREL! ([Snowboarding Zombie] was here as well) TRAITORS WILL BE SHOT, SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN! (only joking. . . maybe. . .) If you take a ranking someone already signed up for, you will be terminated! If the rank you want is taken, send me a message and I'll see what i can do! After your name, type in your choice weapon and its name!
~(shrooms are good for your health, Mr.Shroom)
I, [Raesha], leader of this army, has signed a Peace Agreement with the Squirrels Are Cool . We are not to destroy a squirrel unless it attacked you first.
...i [Snowboarding Zombie] declare i was here....muhahahahha


General: [Raesha] Fire Blade (some kind of sword)
Colonel: [Snowboarding Zombie] ...old french bread.....fear it...
Commander: [the prick of love, the blood of hate]
Spy 1: [irish kitten]
Spy 2:[Lily~]
Spy 3:[Lady Lucifer]
Spy 4: [Lady_Elowyn] Pellet gun! (My best friend is utterly terrified of these... creatures. Seeing as she has no Elftown account and would probably be too frightened to battle them herself, I'll join for her!)
Spy 5:
Sniper 1: [Saphira]
Sniper 2: [Raventhorn] Mortus(latin for death) {Sniper Riffle}
Sniper 3: [Spearhead Assualt] Xoen, the human typhon (is vash!)
Sniper 4: [XxTsomexX] Damn evil little things....
Sniper 5: [Harms_Way]
Foot Soldier 1:[Goten]
Foot Soldier 2:[BEATBOX ROMANCE.]
Foot Soldier 3:
Weapon Master:[gypsygirl] AK-47 or a red rider bb gun
Doctor: [I stabbith ye] - A bag of Nuts....*isn't a squrriel spy* o_0...(lol...he said nuts...~Shroom)
Nurse:
Nurse:
Scientist: [half-demon gurl] Testaiga (demon sword)
Psychiatrist: [silverhotfox] Aurora Luna
Arsonist: [DemonBunny (penguins will rule you all)] The Spork of Doom!...(whats a spork?...~Mr.Shroom)(half fork, half spoon it's the spork! AHHHHH!)(no way, thats awsome...damn..wheres my spork!)
Mascot:I AM THE MASCOT!!!...A SHROOM!!..~Mr.Shroom...

Beware the pink squirrel tattoo. Members of the Squirrel mafia have them. Anialiate them and ask questions later!
[Raesha]<-she eats squrils for dinner...words of wise from..
[Snowboarding Zombie]
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wow...these things are ugly..like muntant....
no wonder we want to kill em....
~Mr.Shroom

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2005-08-24 [Snowboarding Zombie]: http://denniz.com/zoeken.html i cant tell the difference between the too pics i think it might be in the music so mabey you can telll

2005-08-25 [Acceber]: confussig....><;

2005-08-25 [I stabbith ye]: JEBUS CHRIST THAT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME

2005-08-25 [Acceber]: yes!! ¬_¬

2005-08-25 [Lily~]: ^.^; *yawns* I had to get up at 6 am to be to work by 7am... *falls over* There were like 20 squirrills committing suicide and trying to get run over by my mom...

2005-08-25 [Acceber]: ...

2005-08-25 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...wow....<<...its as if...they want us back

2005-08-25 [Acceber]: ...

2005-08-26 [Raesha]: please don't do anything rash, [Accecer]. that would be bad.

2005-08-27 [Acceber]: ...ok...

2005-08-27 [Snowboarding Zombie]: yes it would be...*pets acceber*

2005-08-27 [Raesha]: i mean you too!

2005-08-28 [Acceber]: *giggles* ...rawr!!! ^ ^, mwhahahahahahaha!!!

2005-08-29 [Raesha]: *smiles* you're all nuts...!

2005-08-29 [Acceber]: ...indeed!!!

2005-08-29 [Snowboarding Zombie]: o ya!!...how do you know your not nuts...and were normal!...<<...theres candy under your chair

2005-08-29 [Acceber]: good point!!!!!

2005-08-31 [Raesha]: why is there candy...? i don't want to know. I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!!

2005-08-31 [Acceber]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have to go to school on the 5th!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-09-01 [Raesha]: POOR YOU! *hugs you in sympathy*

2005-09-01 [Acceber]: *cries* <_>;

2005-09-01 [Raesha]: i started today, so laugh at me. you'll feel better!

2005-09-01 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ive been going for 3 weeks now...damn....lucky people

2005-09-01 [Acceber]: ...ok! *laughs* *chokes* *dies* x_x

2005-09-01 [Raesha]: SAVE HER! *calls Squirrel Haters United docter to save [Acceber]*

2005-09-01 [Acceber]: I'm alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...YEY!!!!!

2005-09-01 [Raesha]: *hugs* YAY!!

2005-09-01 [Acceber]: YEY!!!! la la la la la la la la la la la la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-09-01 [Raesha]: yours is a happy nature...

2005-09-01 [Acceber]: happy!!!!! ....i'm always happy this time of night!!! because i'm all alone, (my moms asleep and my brother is at work)

2005-09-01 [Acceber]: yippy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-09-01 [Raesha]: lucky you!

2005-09-01 [Acceber]: yup!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! ...the time is..01:59am....Woot!!!!!!! *points* >< heh heh

2005-09-01 [Raesha]: it's only 9!

2005-09-01 [Acceber]: woah!!!!!!!! in my country...(England or Squirreldom) it's 02:03!!!

2005-09-01 [Raesha]: ohh... i have to go! and you need sleep!

2005-09-01 [Acceber]: do I? do you? oK! bye!!!!!

2005-09-01 [Raesha]: bye!

2005-09-01 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...<<.....you girls are on somthing man....<<...jezzz

2005-09-01 [Acceber]: look who's talking...or typing... ><

2005-09-01 [Raesha]: AM NOT! oh, wait, i am...^_^

2005-09-01 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ....<<....the names says it all!

2005-09-01 [Raesha]: what, [Raesha]?

2005-09-02 [Acceber]: [Acceber]? thats my last name backwards :D

2005-09-02 [Raesha]: ooohh... i knew that!

2005-09-02 [Raventhorn]: THE ARMY IS GROWING!!! *sniffles* I'm proud of you all...

2005-09-02 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...wanna eat these shrooms i picked?...party time?..wow your names.....lowther?...

2005-09-02 [Acceber]: yep! thats my name!

2005-09-03 [Raesha]: PARTY! PARTY! BREAK OUT THE BOOZE!

2005-09-03 [Acceber]: I'M ALREADY DRUNK!!!! o.O;

2005-09-04 [Raesha]: hey! you weren't supposed to start without me! i'm the leader!

2005-09-04 [Acceber]: ...i'm the new leader!! MWHAHAHAHA!!! >.<

2005-09-04 [Raventhorn]: *laughs* no boos for me *shakes her head* last time I got so drunk I ended up puking the rest of the night, BUT the people weren't mixing the drinks right either so yeah.

2005-09-04 [Acceber]: ...*nervous laugh*

2005-09-04 [Raesha]: I AM LEADER! NOT YOU! *ponders* if you love squirrels, how would you be the leader of an army that does not love them and wants to see them destrotyed?

2005-09-04 [Acceber]: ...ummm....the thing is....*runs away*

2005-09-04 [Raesha]: *laughs* heeheehee!

2005-09-04 [Acceber]: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!!

2005-09-04 [Raesha]: SPLEEE!

2005-09-04 [Acceber]: la la leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

2005-09-04 [Acceber]: g2g byeeeeeeeeeeeee

2005-09-04 [Raesha]: bye!

2005-09-05 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ....damn...and i left....

2005-09-05 [Raesha]: ?   is there a probelm? SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

2005-09-05 [Acceber]: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

2005-09-05 [Snowboarding Zombie]: splat!

2005-09-05 [Raesha]: SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

2005-09-06 [Acceber]: yeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-09-06 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ..lol...you to are amazing...

2005-09-07 [Acceber]: ....

2005-09-07 [Lily~]: *jumps off cliff and dies*

2005-09-07 [Acceber]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*

2005-09-07 [Lily~]: *gets up* Damn I didn't die. Man life can suck. oh well. How are you guys?

2005-09-07 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...>>..it can but then agien..sometimes its worth it..

2005-09-08 [Raesha]: *hair is sticking staright out* DON'T DO THAT!

2005-09-08 [Lily~]: Sorry... I've just been really... up and wayyyy down lately... dunno why... I agree sometimes it is worth it... but then again I'm kinda on the way down to a depression that happens maybe 4 times a year...

2005-09-08 [Acceber]: ...ok...

2005-09-08 [Lily~]: I don't mean to scare any one! So please don't think I'll kill myself. I'm a wuss for pain.

2005-09-08 [Acceber]: ...ok...YEY!!!!!!!!!!

2005-09-08 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...pansy.....kidding^^

2005-09-08 [Angelkins]: "woof woof woof woof woof!" *Charging in mad circles barking at the tree rats!"

2005-09-08 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...wow....

2005-09-09 [Raesha]: i found more members! actually, they found me...^_^

2005-09-09 [kris3eck]: Ues a *bizza* a gass the tree rats...than ues *petboll* a gass the tree rats.... you are be sily [Angelkins] do you all now that thay are tree rats? sam one say thay taet like tikin?

2005-09-09 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...o ya....*uses summon odin on everyone*...damn...all misses....

2005-09-09 [Snowboarding Zombie]: wow i totaly made this winki better....read everything now..

2005-09-09 [Acceber]: ...

2005-09-10 [Snowboarding Zombie]: .....whats?..

2005-09-11 [Acceber]: I'm not sure...

2005-09-12 [Raesha]: you've gone nuts, haven't you?

2005-09-12 [Raventhorn]: ...?

2005-09-12 [Acceber]: ...yes

2005-09-12 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ..nuts...heehee

2005-09-12 [Acceber]: hee hee...*coughs* that is so pathetic! *giggles*

2005-09-13 [Raventhorn]: O.o'? people are too happy here *sighs and trudges off to sit in a corner*

2005-09-13 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...aww whats wrong?...>>...*sits beside paperdoll*

2005-09-13 [Raventhorn]: *looks up at Shroom and shakes her head.* If ya wanna know ask me privately...

2005-09-13 [kris3eck]: lol I thingk you all are nuts.... 

2005-09-13 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ..theres that word agien...ok paper ill ask..

2005-09-13 [kris3eck]: no... ho as star craking....lol ... *pull out petboll gun shot the paperdoll* 

2005-09-13 [iippo]: This is the right place to show this to people: Squirrel of Death. This is a funny (but long) story of the most hated squirrel ever. (It's one of those usual e-mail travelling around things so some of you may have seen it).

2005-09-13 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ....tasty..ill have to read it lates...got to go to schoool

2005-09-13 [kris3eck]: I did it *pull out petboll gun shot the squirrel*

2005-09-13 [Acceber]: ...

2005-09-13 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...candy?

2005-09-13 [Acceber]: ...ermmm

2005-09-14 [Raventhorn]: *growls at [kris3eck]* buzz off creep...

2005-09-14 [kris3eck]: I am os sray a but that...I thingk you are a squirrel....

2005-09-14 [kris3eck]: I thing a squirrel hand thron a nut that me... d:o

2005-09-14 [Moggie(In Therapy)]: I HATE SQUIRRELS. When i was little one stole my chocolate bar! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

2005-09-14 [Snowboarding Zombie]: meow?...

2005-09-14 [Acceber]: click click?...

2005-09-14 [Lily~]: lol Chocolate!!! ^o^

2005-09-14 [Raventhorn]: *blinks blankly* wow you people just get stranger and stranger...

2005-09-15 [Snowboarding Zombie]: i know....

2005-09-15 [Snowboarding Zombie]: http://ucdragonboat.sa.utoronto.ca/Media/Photos/2004/Fireball/(Fireball)%20-%20Jess%20in%20Wonderland%20-%20She's%20all%20about%20the%20shrooms.jpg muhahahahhaha shroooms are everywhere!

2005-09-15 [Lily~]: Yup!^.^

2005-09-15 [kris3eck]: lol 

2005-09-15 [Acceber]: weird...

2005-09-15 [kris3eck]: yes weird...

2005-09-15 [Raesha]: what the hell? where have i been? how much did i drink at that party...?

2005-09-15 [Raventhorn]: O.o'?

2005-09-15 [Raesha]: hehehe... nothing... nothing....

2005-09-16 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...wayyy tooo muchhh....if you see more then on of the same letter...then yes...

2005-09-16 [Raventhorn]: lol

2005-09-16 [Acceber]: HA

2005-09-16 [Lily~]: *raises eyebrow* right... *Stomach growls loud and she blushes*

2005-09-16 [Acceber]: ...*looks under table*

2005-09-16 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...whats under there?

2005-09-17 [Acceber]: ummm....a lamp...

2005-09-18 [Snowboarding Zombie]: really?

2005-09-18 [Raventhorn]: O.o'?

2005-09-19 [Snowboarding Zombie]: how does a lamp get under your desk?

2005-09-19 [Acceber]: umm....i dunno...

2005-09-19 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ....hmmmm......welcome to the outer limits....

2005-09-19 [Acceber]: ...indeed...

2005-09-20 [Snowboarding Zombie]: wooooweeeeeewoooooooooo

2005-09-20 [Acceber]: ooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooo

2005-09-20 [Lily~]: ... right... is lost... *bites apple that she won for a school game*

2005-09-20 [Acceber]: *bites a little child i found in school*

2005-09-20 [Lily~]: lol! Damned freshmen. I shoved one into a locker this after noon... *smiles evily* I quite enjoyed it. ttyl!^.^

2005-09-20 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...*tear*...that was me!...no..wait it wasent...

2005-09-21 [Acceber]: ...heh heh

2005-09-21 [Lily~]: Yeah I don't think you go to a Maine high school...

2005-09-21 [Acceber]: i live in a shoe...

2005-09-21 [Raventhorn]: I'm a fresh men, but I shover the older kids in their lockers XD....I live in a box! Xander's Box! <---GO SEEE!! & SIGN UP!!! PWEASE!!

2005-09-21 [Acceber]: i live in a shoe box...

2005-09-21 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ....o ya....i eat boxes....

2005-09-22 [kris3eck]: ha ha

2005-09-22 [Acceber]: blop

2005-09-22 [Lily~]: ...blop?....

2005-09-22 [Acceber]: ummm...yes...blop

2005-09-23 [Raesha]: is there anyone here who's sane?

2005-09-23 [silverhotfox]:

ME!

2005-09-23 [Acceber]:

YOU!

2005-09-23 [Lily~]: woah! That sure is a big "YOU!"... are you sure your sane?

2005-09-23 [Acceber]: erm...CAT!!! ....

2005-09-24 [Raesha]: *woof* I'M A DOG!

2005-09-24 [Acceber]:

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

2005-09-25 [Angelkins]: "woof woof" (translation, I really AM a dog)

2005-09-25 [Acceber]: ...*hides under table*

2005-09-26 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ..aww...puppy!

2005-09-26 [Acceber]: *hits head off lamp*

2005-09-26 [Raventhorn]: *is a small puffy black kitten with big green eyes* mew...

2005-09-26 [Acceber]: eep

2005-09-27 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ..awwww KITTY!...

2005-09-27 [Raventhorn]: =^.^=

2005-09-27 [Lily~]: *really high pitched* KITTY! *Picks up kitty and huggles gently*

2005-09-27 [Acceber]: ...*backs away slowly*

2005-09-27 [Lily~]: Hmmm! ^.^ *giggles* I love kitty's! ^_______^ ? What?

2005-09-27 [Acceber]: ...ha

2005-09-27 [Snowboarding Zombie]: >...lol.......kittys go meoww

2005-09-28 [Acceber]: moo

2005-09-28 [Lily~]: Ooooo... a cow...0o0 *Is mezmerized*

2005-09-28 [Acceber]: ...*steals a glass*

2005-09-28 [Raventhorn]: *ish huggle* meow...*purrs* =^.^=

2005-09-29 [Snowboarding Zombie]: *huggles*.....

2005-09-29 [Lily~]: Me loves kittys!!

2005-09-29 [Raventhorn]: *ish huggled more* life is good when you're a kitteh.

2005-09-29 [Lily~]: Yup! ^#.#^ *sits in pooffy chair and pets the kitty* awww ain't you cunnin'? *smiles*

2005-09-29 [Raesha]: i remember when smart people talked here... @_@

2005-09-30 [Snowboarding Zombie]: ...i remember that too....it sucked...

2005-09-30 [Raesha]: hey! i'm a smart person!

2005-09-30 [Lily~]: I'm... kinda smart... ^____^ I love kitties! ^#.#^

2005-09-30 [Raventhorn]: *purrs* I ish smart but I choose not be. ^.^

2005-09-30 [Lily~]: yeah! That's it! I'm alot like that! ^.^ *huggles kitty*

2005-09-30 [Raventhorn]: =^.^= like I always say, Growing old in manatory, growing UP is optional

2005-09-30 [Acceber]: indeed *smokes pipe* *coughs* >.<

2005-09-30 [Snowboarding Zombie]: *takes pipe and smokes it all*...ahh....peace pipe anyoe?

2005-09-30 [Raventhorn]: ew! *doesn't smoke O.o*

2005-10-01 [Raesha]: MY BIRTHDAY IS NOW! GIVE ME PRESENTS! YAY!

2005-10-01 [Raventhorn]: lol

2005-10-01 [Acceber]: *gives you a toaster* here ya go! oh and i got you another present! *gives you toast*

2005-10-01 [Acceber]: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR [Raesha] HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

2005-10-01 [Raesha]: *cries* THANK YOU SO MUCH! *grabs the cinnamin* YAY! TOAST!

2005-10-02 [Raventhorn]: *gives Raesha a balloon!* ^.^

2005-10-03 [Lily~]: *throws party!* WOOOOOO!!!!

2005-10-03 [Acceber]: YIPPY!!!

2005-10-03 [Lily~]: *starts to pop the unpopable ballons*

2005-10-04 [Snowboarding Zombie]: *passes raesha pipe*...puff for long life......

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